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  • Writer's pictureKris Harrell

Silly-Scopes

Get some weekly insight with the Silly-Scopes!

Aries - It’s time to be the strong and capable leader you know you can be! Answer that question in class when no one else does!


Taurus - This semester might be a bit more stressful than most. Remember you have a support group to lean on when things get rough!


Gemini - We’re kind of impressed with how you’re able to balance all that you have on your metaphorical plate! Keep it up, and maybe you can squeeze in a metaphorical dessert (free time).


Cancer - You have been way too stressed out for way too long. Take this semester to find yourself again and re-learn what to do in your free time (because we know you haven't had any for a while).


Leo - We’re so happy you were able to keep your furry friend after you moved! Now, make sure to take care of them while taking care of yourself and your grades.


Virgo - You’ll never know when you’re going to make someone’s day, so go out there and make the world better! We all know that it needs it.


Libra – It’s good to get a bit of caffeine into your system before classes. However, I think five shots of espresso is pushing it. Look for other ways to keep your energy up!


Scorpio - Sometimes your schedule just isn't scheduling, and that's ok! You just have to pull yourself up by your yoga pants and march forward (into your non-yoga class).


Sagittarius - How have you already spent all of your flex points? We’re in week two of 16! It's going to be ok, but now it’s time to live the college experience of eating ice soup and ramen until your next paycheck.


Capricorn - Ok, you’ve tacked on a bit more than you can take. Toss aside some of the extracurriculars that are no longer serving you and your time. Your fantasy football can take an off-season so you can focus on classes.


Aquarius - It’s time to embrace your water sign and finally drink some. Dehydration does NOT look good on you.


Pisces - You’ve recently accomplished something incredible! Time to ride that high into the semester. Hopefully, the fuel won’t burn out until finals… hopefully.

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