Aries: As the leaves begin to change color, you may find yourself tempted to invest in an updated autumn aesthetic. Freshmen Aries, I advise you to resist this urge as you will need that money for all the other mistakes you’ll make this year. Upperclassmen – give in and buy that cashmere sweater. You need something comfortable to distract from the fact that you still don’t have life together.
Taurus: You may be stubborn, but this fall, I advise you to give in. If your family or significant other wants to take one million photos at a pumpkin patch, smile and support them through it. They will be there for you in a few months when Christmas becomes your whole personality.
Gemini: Start planning your Halloween outfit now! It’s early, but you don’t want to spend another two months agonizing over finding the perfect costume just to run out of time because you couldn’t decide. This year, you can’t be a ghost . . . not again.
Cancer: There is no shame in being a “basic” fall-lover. Enjoy that pumpkin spice latte, take sunflower photos and wear that infinity scarf! Be yourself, and if anyone criticizes you, bury them in the pumpkin patch.
Leo: This is your season to be as stylish as possible! You always find yourself dressed for the wrong weather – sweatshirts in the summer and shorts in the fall – but rejoice in these next couple of moths where you can wear almost anything without regret.
Virgo: The further you go into fall, the more unacceptable it is to break the unspoken assigned seating arraignments in class. If you don’t like the rando sitting next to you – the one who’s always whispering jokes while the professor is talking – NOW is your time to move seats.
Libra: If your favorite part of fall is football, this last game may have you feeling like you are out of luck. But do not despair! Put on that face-paint and your carefully curated Football outfit and feel the emotions as they come.
Scorpio: Even if your grades are off to a rocky start, there is still plenty of time to turn things around. Reevaluate your time and hit the books hard! If your grades are good right now, stay diligent! Things can go south very fast.
Sagittarius: The demurest thing you can do this fall is to bring the Thanksgiving spirit into your day-to-day life. No more frozen chicken tenders and undercooked ramen. It’s time to learn how to cook.
Capricorn: As much as you love your comfort TV sitcom, your mood could really benefit from spending time outside while it’s pleasant. Take those hot girl/guy walks now before it’s too cold.
Aquarius: It does not matter how cute everyone on Instagram looks with their Fall outfits and trendy boots. Brown has never been and is still not your color. Stick to the style you already know.
Pisces: It’s fall – as in “fall in love.” This is your moment. Shoot your shot and find someone to take cute couple photos at the pumpkin patch with. If you’re already in a relationship, amp up the romance and surprise them with a fall-themed date.
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