Get some weekly insight with the Silly-Scopes!
Aries: You’re going to need some organization in your life before next week. Maybe it’s finally time to clean up your room instead of saying, “I’ll do it tomorrow.”
Taurus: Put your phone on “Do Not Disturb” and study for that midterm. TikTok will be there when you’re done, I promise
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Gemini: You can’t keep calling out sick every time you don’t want to go into work. Your coworkers hate that. Besides, you want to make money, don’t you?
Cancer. Go ahead and cry it out. It’s okay. Life can get hard. No one is going to judge you for sitting alone in your room with tissues and ice cream as you watch “La La Land” for the twentieth time.
Leo: This is your sign to stay in and eat from your fridge instead of ordering food for the third time this week. Your bank account will thank you.
Virgo: Did your alarm go off five times this morning? And you still didn’t hear it? Understandable. Take a day to catch up on all that sleep you’ve been missing.
Libra: Have you gotten everything done that you needed to do this week? Think about that before getting that sweet treat for yourself.
Scorpio: Someone did you wrong, and that really sucks, but take some time to think before you do anything rash. Maybe make a playlist with “Before He Cheats” and scream that instead of actually slashing their tires.
Sagittarius: This is your healthy reminder to maybe get a snack and drink some water. Life has been hectic lately, and these might have been some things that you have forgotten about. No worries! But please, find some water and eat something immediately.
Capricorn: Just go for it! Buy the concert ticket. Book the flight. Take the risk and make your life exciting for once!
Aquarius: Slow down, Aquarius! Just because life is moving fast doesn’t mean you have to race it. Maybe a brisk walk or a slow jog will do. Either way, slow down because you’ll miss the important things.
Pisces: You’ve been given a great opportunity, so don’t go wasting it! Take charge of the situation and do what you want to do. That could be as big as planning a trip you’ve been wanting to take or as small as making yourself some mac and cheese.
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