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Writer's pictureEmily Mosier

Silly-Scopes

Get some weekly insight with the Silly-Scopes!

Aries –  Life is too short not to jump into that pile of crunchy leaves! Just make sure to check there isn’t anything hard underneath the leaves first. Don’t want to be missing all your teeth come Christmas.

Taurus – Finally, you can call that mean girl you don’t like a witch and blame it on the season! Just kidding – stop being a jerk. Be nice to all the ghouls this season.


Gemini – Go ahead and buy yourself that cozy, neutral-colored sweater you’ll only wear one season out of the year. Impulse spending is okay if your midterms are driving you crazy.


Cancer – As the weather gets colder, don’t fight it. Trade your miniskirts for midi skirts with tights. You can still be fashionable and warm, so don’t make yourself suffer.


Leo – If your significant other wants to go a pumpkin patch and take photos, do it even if you think it’s stupid. Don’t whine or complain either – just be there for your partner and enjoy their happiness.


Virgo – You probably love spooky season a little too much . . . some decorations are okay, but the daily costumes and constant playing of “Monster Mash” are driving your roommates crazy. If you don’t chill, they’ll turn you into a skeleton in the closet.


Libra – Resist the urge to carve a pumpkin maliciously resembling your roommate. They won’t appreciate it.


Scorpio – That bat nest hiding in the crook of your apartment building may look cute, but, unlike the bats in Halloween cartoons, they are full of diseases. LEAVE THEM ALONE.


Sagittarius – Pumpkin spice lattes and fall-themed scented candles may be basic, but that’s okay. Be true to yourself and love what you love without shame.


Capricorn – You have done such a good job all year eating well and saving money. This fall, let yourself indulge in the apple pie, apple cider and all of the thanksgiving fixings.


Aquarius – Enjoy fall and football season to its full extent while you still can. Cheering on a losing team is better than having no team at all.


Pisces – Yes, outside, the colors are beginning to dull and it’s getting colder – but that doesn’t mean you can’t continue being the ray of summer sunshine you normally are. Share some positivity this week and treat yourself.



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