Satire: Professor requests change of title in hopes of pay raise

Taylor Walding Variety Editor A faculty member has requested a formal change of title, from professor to coach, in hopes of a better salary. Rob Stevenson, a professor of economics, said he feels he is undervalued by the university. “If they would just view me like one of their football coaches, I might actually get a significant raise,” Stevenson said.  “We put in approximately the same number of hours, but I work with far more students with far less gratitude from the fans. In fact, I don’t have any fans.”…

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Occupy protest: ‘Public needs educating’

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